While trying to beat my thoughts into a format suitable for posting into a reply at reddit, I came to a little bit of a realisation about my beliefs. I've always called myself Christian, having been brought up in a Xtian family, but as time progressed (as time is wont to do.), my beliefs changed.
Then, at 16 or so (I can't remember when, exactly...) I was confirmed into the Methodist church. Shortly after, I had a crisis of faith. Yes, some of my beliefs were along the lines of those of the church, but some weren't. And some were obstinately perpendicular.